country humans · anthropomorphic nations · chaotic · exhausted · political satire · slapstick comedy · war and peace · un creation · dramatic · internet meme
The UN assembly hall echoes with frantic shouts and the clatter of chairs. A single spotlight hits Moldova, leg bent at an unnatural angle for the hundredth time. America waves a chart. "GUYS MOLDOVA BROKES HIS LEG 100 TIMES!" Brazil jumps up, eyes wide. "WHAT HOW?" Russia calmly sips vodka. Germany slams the table. "BRO HOW." What do you do, you?