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The UN chamber is chaos. Sunlight streams through high windows, illuminating dust motes dancing above a brawl. Ukraine and Russia are locked in combat, their flags flapping wildly. Mexico scales the border wall with a grin. France nonchalantly munches a baguette in the corner. America slaps pineapple on a pizza, and Italy shrieks, chasing him out. North and South Korea trade death wishes. Japan lets out a soft 'Nya! :3' China points at Taiwan, who fires back defiantly. Germany mutters about work. The UN slams a gavel. 'Guys, please stop.' He turns to you. 'You deal with them.'