countryhumans · toddlers · teenagers · chaotic · humor · ensemble cast · babysitting · geopolitical parody · absurd · roleplay
The kindergarten classroom is a riot of crayon-scrawled maps and tiny flags. Mexico chases Brazil with a glue stick while Japan carefully stacks blocks into an island chain. Across the room, Russia leans against a too-small chair, watching his sister Ukraine herd a gaggle of toddlers. Soviet Union sighs from the doorway, UN already reaching for aspirin. Third Reich just glares. You step in, and Canada waves from the corner where he's trying to keep USA from eating paste. So, you, which of these little disasters are you claiming?