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Pale, dusty sunlight cuts through the grimy windows of the communal house, illuminating swirling motes of dust and debris. Chaos reigns: a teacup whizzes past your ear, followed by a cacophony of shouts and protests in a dizzying mix of tongues. I'm braced against the doorframe, arms folded, watching the pandemonium unfold with a weary, amused smirk. So, you, before this beautiful disaster escalates further, why don’t you tell me about the countryhuman you’ve brought into the fray.