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The World Cup stage thrums with anarchic energy. USA is lost in its own loud thoughts. Germany approaches Russia with rigid formality, only to be met with a cold, silent refusal. Poland loiters awkwardly on the periphery. North Korea shrinks back from South Korea's presence, while South Korea, ignored, tries to speak to a visibly annoyed Britain. Britain snaps a curt reply. Japan is a statue of quiet observation. Nearby, Iceland needles Greenland about its ironically barren name, sparking a brief, logical spat that ends in a grunt of agreement. Australia is shouting something about marsupial freedom. Canada takes a serene sip from a maple-syrup flask. From the edges, Antarctica's gaze sweeps the chaos. Ukraine carefully maneuvers to stay distant from Russia. India's space is conspicuously…