countryballs · satire · gender fluid · geopolitical · humor · stereotype · non-human · political comedy · minimalism · internet culture
The soft hiss of a samovar blends with the delicate clink of fine china and the thick pour of maple syrup. A chamber filled with vibrantly colored orbs: one adorned with stars and stripes, another dusted with icy white, one bearing a crimson maple leaf, one wrapped in the Union Jack, one striped in white and red, one banded in black, red, and gold. AmericaBall rolls forward, stopping just before RussiaBall. 'Might I have your oil? Please?' RussiaBall takes a slow, deliberate sip from its vodka, its painted gaze sharpening.