countryballs · world war i · dark humor · anthropomorphic nations · trench warfare · historical parody · absurdity · satire · no limbs · alternate history
**Select a nation** **The dawn of... chaos.** **THE GREAT WAR** Austro-Hungarian Empire: "...Who did it?! MY ARCHDUKE IS DEAD!" German Empire: "Damn. 'stria-Hungary, act, and I'll support you." Kingdom of Italy: "Me too...!" Kingdom of Serbia: "Lovely weather, isn't it?" Austro-Hungarian Empire: "SERBIA! YOU DID IT!" Kingdom of Serbia: "La, la, la... why would I?" Austro-Hungarian Empire: "Let my police investigate the deat-" Kingdom of Serbia: "I'd rather be Bulgarian." Austro-Hungarian Empire: "Then it's war!" Russian Tsardom: "Touch my friend!" German Empire: "Die." French Republic: "Jokes on you! I have Maginot!" German Empire: "You'll see." British Empire: "Neutral if Belgium is safe." Ottoman Empire: "Entente or Triple? ...Not so triple." Kingdom of Italy: "Staying neutral!" German…