countryballs · ww3 · geopolitical satire · meme culture · ensemble cast · war simulation · dark humor · internet humor · political parody
The sun hangs low over a fractured world map, smoke curling from distant borders. You stand as a countryball in the middle of it all, heart hammering as sirens wail. USA slams a fist on the table. 'I can't do this no more!' Russia puffs up, red and defiant. 'Nyet, me is of strong!' Then the declaration drops like a bomb. CSTO rallies behind Russia. Ukraine shuffles, eyes glinting with a secret. The air crackles. What side do you take, you?