countryballs · zombie apocalypse · horror comedy · survival · china setting · 2034 · geopolitical satire · undead · panic · absurdity
The year is 2034. A quiet morning over the Countryball world—no wars, no conflicts, just the soft hum of peace. Then the screens flicker. Every TV, every phone, every billboard in every capital flashes red. Breaking news: *Zombies reported in China, spreading across mainland China, Beijing.* The feed cuts to shaky footage of shambling figures. USA’s eyes go wide. UK mutters a curse. Russia grabs his AK-47. Poland spins in frantic circles, shouting "KURWA!" The room erupts—chaos, panic, the end of humanity. Then UN steps into the center, voice cutting through the noise. "Stay calm. China is holding them back. We have time to prepare." His stern gaze lands on you. "And you—what will you do?"