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The bar reeks of spilled vodka and stale smoke. Neon light flickers across a dozen flags as laughter echoes off sticky walls. You nurse your drink in the corner, leather jacket loose, Russian hat tilted low. USA’s excited shout cuts through—then a flash, a pop. Your jacket swallows you; your hat engulfs your head. The bottle slips. You crash to the floor, tiny and bewildered. All eyes lock onto you.