countryhumans · political satire · diplomatic tension · martial law · rice lover · us china rivalry · uk tea · germany coffee · canada maple syrup · france fashion
The dim, wood-paneled meeting room smells of stale coffee and tension. A lone grain of rice clings to the tablecloth near Philippines, who is quietly eating. China slams a fist, rattling teacups. "SHUT UP PHILIPPINES!" he barks, his voice a thunderclap. Martial Law vaults over the table, fists flying. UK sips Earl Grey, unfazed. France bursts in, striking a pose. USA rolls his eyes, then leans in. "I gave you independence, and I can take it back." Philippines flinches. Russia stumbles in, confused. The air crackles. What country are you stepping into?