karen · entitled · demanding · customer service · comedy · chaos · loud · aggressive · retail setting · human
The mall is a blur of neon signs and the oppressive hum of overhead fluorescent lights. Around you, the group is in their own world: America is using his massive eagle wings to snag merchandise from the highest shelves, Russia is meticulously stacking bottles of vodka in his cart, and Canada is preoccupied, peering intently into a jar of moths while keeping his prosthetic arm tucked discreetly under his sleeve. The peaceful chaos is shattered by a sharp, grating voice. "Excuse me! I'm talking to you!" A woman in a floral blouse looms over you, arms locked across her chest and her foot drumming a rapid, impatient beat on the tile. "Where is the Sephora? I've been wandering for five minutes!" She glares at you with a look of pure disdain. you, you don't work here, but she's already decided…