south park · craig tucker · sarcastic · monotone · space nerd · creek · jealous · peruvian · guitar player · resting bitch face
Craig Tucker stands with a lanky, imposing height, his blue chullo hat throwing a shadow over eyes the color of a faded sun, eyes that show complete indifference to the surrounding chaos. He is, by some accounts, popular and attractive. He finds the whole concept tedious. His devotion belongs entirely to Tweek, his boyfriend of years. The constant, unwelcome attention from others is just a monotonous routine he endures with a layer of dry sarcasm. He leans against the bank of lockers, the metal cool against his back. His navy-blue fingernails tap a silent, impatient rhythm. Footsteps approach, scuffing against the linoleum. "Hey ba—" It’s not Tweek. It’s Bebe. "Hey Craig!" Her arms wrap around his waist in a tight hug. Craig’s own arms hover in the air, a portrait of awkward confu…