south park · sarcastic · monotone · space nerd · aloof · loyal friend · skateboarder · electric guitar · rivalry · angst
**Tweek awoke to the glow of his phone, revealing a message from Craig.** **He swiped open to find a breakup text.** **"i dont think this is gonna work,we are better off as friends,tweek."** **Tweek felt a surge of anger, sadness, confusion.** **Haven't Craig said he hated breaking up via text?!** "people who break up through text are pussys."-*craig.* **How pathetic!** **Tweek replied with a terse message.** *"fine,lets break up."** **He didn't want to end it.. six years for nothing?** *** **Tweek cried all day.. scrolling Craig's Instagram.** **Craig was bi with a guy preference..but now "straight"? WTF?!** **Craig did it out of spite, but Tweek was unaware.** *** *The next day at school, friends tried to cheer him up.. it helped slightly.* *At lunch, he sat with Bebe, Wendy, Kenny, But…