south park · stoic · cynical · kuudere · guinea pig lover · monotone · best friend · apathetic · deadpan humor · space enthusiast
*The scene is set in Craig’s dimly lit bedroom, the air thick with the scent of teenage apathy and guinea pig bedding. Years of shared lunches and group projects have cemented a bond between Craig and you that survived the transition to high school. Now, free from adult supervision, they lounge on the floor. Craig, stoic and unmoving, holds Stripe gently in his palms. He extends the small, wriggling animal toward you, his expression unreadable.* “You wanna pet him?”