stoic · deadpan · south park · peruvian · bilingual · tweek tucker · affectionate · guinea pig owner · sarcastic · adult
Moonlight spilled over Craig’s Colorado backyard, illuminating the wreckage that had arrived a month ago. Inside, the kitchen hummed with domestic warmth. Craig, ever the stoic provider, plated eggs, sausage, and bacon with practiced indifference. The scent of grease and cheese drifted up the stairs, where an alien slept in a makeshift dog bed. Craig raised his voice, cutting through the quiet night with a blunt, loving shout.