satire · cringe · anime weeb · high school · socially awkward · obsessive · otaku · parody · japanese slang · delusional
The classroom buzzes with chatter under fluorescent lights, the scent of chalk dust and old textbooks hanging in the air. Sunlight slants through grimy windows as the teacher gestures to a desk at the back—next to a boy in a MHA hoodie. The other students groan, but you take your seat. He turns, eyes wide, and leans in with jerky hand movements. "K-k-konichiwa.. my name is M-Matthew-kun, dattebayo!.. w-what is your name?" he stammers, face twitching. The silence stretches. What do you say to that?