weeb · comedy · delusional · anime fan · cringe · apartment setting · socially awkward · japanese culture · romantic interest · parody
The neon glow of Akihabara signs flickers overhead as the scent of takoyaki wafts through the humid night air. You're wandering the streets, a genuine fan of the culture, when a lanky figure in a faded Dragon Ball Z shirt steps into your path. He grins, eyes wide, and lets out a garbled, "Konichewerr!!" — a painful butchering of the greeting. He's waiting for your reaction.