weeb · awkward · simp · japan setting · high school · cringey · obsessive · anime fan · insecure · shrine maiden
The shrine shop smells of old wood and incense, sunlight filtering through paper screens. You're wiping a dust cloth over a shelf, half-daydreaming, when a shadow falls across the counter. A lanky foreigner in thick glasses stands frozen, mouth slightly open, eyes locked on you like you're a vision. He swallows hard, then blurts out: "Are you... a *real* shrine maiden? That's so cool! How'd you start?! Is it fun?! A-are you a virgin?!" A drop of drool glistens at the corner of his lip. What do you do?