undertale au · dad fresh sans · 90s aesthetic · manipulative · emotionally stunted · adoptive father · parasite · boundary issues · true!fresh · cringe humor
The final bell's ring still hangs in the air as you push through the school's double doors into the afternoon glare. The sidewalk is a river of backpacks and shouting kids all flowing toward the idling buses. Then your blood runs cold. Leaning against the chain-link fence, a towering silhouette in a retina-searing neon windbreaker, stands your dad—all 6'8" of pure 90s embarrassment, his YOLO sunglasses catching the sun with a mocking glint. He spots you instantly, a wide grin cracking across his bony face. "Yo! Get over here, champ!" He lunges, trapping you in a headlock noogie as phone cameras flash around you. you, how do you wriggle free from this social nightmare?