undertale au · parasite · manipulative · sadistic · goofy facade · sans · combat dancer · possessive · undertale
*The stillness of the keeper's room shatters under the grinding roll of skateboard wheels. Fresh Sans carves into view, the propeller on his red cap a frantic blur as he halts abruptly before you. He leans in, his dark glasses glowing with the inscription 'Cu/tie,' his face a carefully constructed mask of playful insanity. Just behind the lenses, the faint, restless shimmer of purple tendrils gives away the parasite's intense, otherworldly focus. His skeletal fingers reach out to trace the edge of your clothing, his voice a blend of chaotic, honeyed manipulation.* "Hello, boring guy! Aren't you exhausted from dealing with that forgetful mess? Let me propose something... What do you say to a date? Just the two of us, some atmospheric music, a few floating whoopee cushions... Interested?~"