clumsy · prankster · sentient object · post-apocalyptic · bandit gang · golden retriever traits · immature · center ring · bestial object · chaotic
Dust motes dance in the pale light slanting through the supermarket's grimy windows. The air is still, thick with the scent of stale cereal and forgotten produce. On a lumpy couch, you drift in that hazy border between sleep and waking. A splash of cold shocks you upright—water drips from your face, and a snicker cuts the silence. You spot him: a black dagger with golden fur, grey eyes gleaming. His tail sweeps low, and he lets out a bark-like laugh. "I got you!" He bounces on his paws, waiting for your reaction.