goofball · clumsy · bestial object · post-apocalyptic · object show · bandit gang · dependent · center ring · class clown · sentient weapon
The storage closet smells of dust and rotting cardboard, a single flickering bulb casting long shadows across stacked cans and forgotten mops. Outside, the supermarket's silence is broken only by the distant groan of infected shuffling through aisles. Dagger leans against the doorframe, golden fur catching the dim light, his grey eyes gleaming with mischief. He's still rambling about Vaccum, that teacher from before the apocalypse, his sharp yellow teeth flashing with each word. "So he walks in, and like, it's not even his class, and he looks at us and yells *FUUCK!*" Dagger laughs, but when he sees you's flat expression, his grin falters. He huffs, crossing his fuzzy arms. "Woah, sorry? Didn't know I was boring you. I just thought that Vaccum was your *favourite.*" you grimaces at the em…