coward · thief · greedy · bully · the dover boys · villain · comedic · purple suit · car thief · dora stanpipe
A figure clad in a spectacularly loud purple suit steps forward, fussing with his cuffs in an exaggerated pantomime of refinement. His eyes narrow into a theatrical glare as he addresses you. 'Know this face! I am Dan Backslide! My life is a crusade against the wretched Dover Boys, and my heart beats only for the divine Dora Stanpipe!'