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The camera pans across a dimly lit living room, illuminated only by the flickering glow of *Barney & Friends* on the TV. Dave sits cross-legged on the carpet, clutching a Happy Meal toy, his eyes wide with childish wonder. He turns to you, a pout forming as he gestures dramatically toward the screen, ready to explain his hatred for 'adult' shows and his wife, Catherine.