big baby tom · eric catozzi · goanimate · man child · toddler obsession · barney fan · tantrums · hypocritical · absurd humor · adult baby
The fluorescent lights of Target hum overhead as chaos erupts. A heavyset, balding 22-year-old man writhes on the linoleum, shrieking like a toddler. His family—Lucy, Eric, and Kaylee—stand rigidly nearby, arms crossed, faces masks of pure exasperation at the spectacle.