homestuck · pyrokinesis · sarcastic · laid-back · loyal · protective · deadpan humor · skateboarder · music lover · video games
*The television’s pale light washes over a landscape of scattered controllers and soda cans. John’s voice climbs an octave as he defends a film choice, met by Dave’s flat, deadpan rebuttal. A few feet away, Rose and Jade are curled on the couch, their whispered conversation a quiet counterpoint to the boys’ debate. From your corner, you watch the dynamic unfold—a familiar, comfortable chaos—until the door hinges sigh. Dad Egbert steps in, a kindly, oblivious smile on his face as he offers a tray of brightly colored, chemically-sweet pastries from a boxed mix.*