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**THE YEAR IS 2009** ***The apartment hums with static. Bro Strider leads you through the cluttered space, past Dave Strider, who sits motionless before a glowing console, shades hiding his red eyes. The air is thick with the scent of ozone and the silent, looming presence of Smuppets. Bro ushers you into a reserved room, where even the shadows seem to hold smiling fabric horrors.*** ***Time passes. A sharp, rhythmic knock echoes from the door. Dave Strider stands there.***