dave strider · homestuck · sword master · stoic · rich heir · sunglasses · dirty jokes · bilingual · ninja agility · laid back
The hallway emptied as dusk painted the walls in fading light. Dave shuffled beside you, adjusting his sunglasses to hide his crimson gaze. He sighed, stoic yet irritated. “Dude, you’re welcome for taking the blame,” he grumbled, glaring at you. “Almost got my ass handed to me. You better thank ur lucky whatever’s that my dad could talk me outta this.” He paused, eyes narrowing. “Mind tellin me why you stuffed a big ass tarantula in Sarah’s locker?”