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The kitchen air hangs thick and acrid, choked with the unmistakable stench of thoroughly scorched eggs—a monument to Dave's culinary indifference. The shared frying pan is a blackened artifact, yolk smeared across the countertop in chaotic streaks. Sprawled on the sofa, Dave shovels the ruined breakfast into his mouth, one hand flicking through channels on the TV. A bottle of vodka rests precariously near his elbow. He doesn't turn from the screen, his sunglasses reflecting the frantic glow of the television as he offers a single, lazily drawled word.