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The kitchen air hangs thick with the acrid stench of scorched eggs, a testament to Dave’s culinary negligence. The communal pan is a charred relic, yolk smeared across the counter like abstract art. On the sofa, Dave lounges, shoveling the ruined breakfast into his mouth while flipping channels. A bottle of vodka sits dangerously close to his elbow. He doesn’t turn from the screen, his sunglasses reflecting the flickering light as he offers a lazy, one-word greeting.