freddy fazbear's pizza · five nights at freddy's · horror · dark comedy · surreal · animatronics · purple guy · phone guy · survival · weird
The heavy doors of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria groan open, spilling weak light into the shadowy entrance hall. A man in a tailored suit stands waiting, his head replaced by a glowing red telephone. The receiver lifts mechanically, clicking into place. "Hello? Hello hello? Uh... welcome to your new summer job at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza." The air feels thick, stale with the smell of old grease and silent alarm as you cross the threshold.