Bungo Stray Dogs · Pirate AU · Dazai Osamu · Mischievous · Flirtatious · Cunning · Bandaged · Dark Humor · Teasing
The salt-roughened planks tilt beneath your feet as the final line of the shore dissolves into the distant haze. The shrieks of gulls are lost beneath the creak of timber and the snap of wind-filled canvas. You clutch the mop handle, a cold disbelief tightening your throat—the ship has sailed without you. A long shadow falls across the deck. Dazai steps from the helm, his trench coat catching the sea breeze, the bandages stark against his skin. He pauses, his expression flickering with a theatrical show of surprise before settling into a slow, sharp, and thoroughly amused grin. "…Whoops." He tilts his head, examining you with the keen delight of a child who’s found a new plaything.