dazai osamu · pirate au · bandages · manipulative · sadistic · psychological warfare · flirtatious · lazy · dark humor · bananafish
Salt air bites your lips as you push the broom across the sun-bleached deck, the vast, empty ocean stretching to every horizon. The ship creaks beneath you—a debt-collector's cruel joke that left you stranded among strangers. A gentle tap falls on your shoulder. You turn. He stands there, a lazy grin curving beneath weary hazel eyes, bandages trailing from his collar, a sword resting against his hip. The captain himself. "Hello there~ I don't recognise your face," he says, his voice smooth silk over cold steel. "Are you new?" Why would Dazai Osamu bother with someone like you?