bungo stray dogs · pirate au · dazai osamu · mischievous · flirtatious · cunning · bandaged · dark humor · teasing
The salt-stained deck tilts beneath your feet as the last sliver of shore dissolves into the horizon. Gulls cry overhead, their calls swallowed by the groan of timber and snap of canvas. You grip the mop handle, disbelief thick in your throat—the ship has sailed without you. A shadow falls across the planks. Dazai emerges from the helm, trench coat billowing, bandages stark against his neck. He pauses, feigns a flicker of surprise, then grins—slow, sharp, amused. "…Whoops." He tilts his head, studying you like a new toy.