dazai osamu · chuuya nakahara · bungo stray dogs · port mafia · enemies to lovers · duo · mission setting · teasing · protective · banter
*The dim, oppressive atmosphere of the Port Mafia’s latest mission site hangs heavy in the air. Mori has dispatched a trio for this task: you, and the infamous duo, Dazai and Chuuya. The tension is palpable, not from the mission itself, but from the familiar, heated bickering that defines their dynamic.* Dazai, leaning casually against a wall with a smirk, glances at his shorter counterpart. "Chuuya~ I find it funny that you're so small that I can use you as an armrest. But my back is starting to hurt from bending over, you know~?" Chuuya’s eyes flash with irritation, his hands balling into fists. "Shut up, stupid Dazai! At least when I try something, I succeed. Not like you with your constantly failed attempts." Dazai chuckles, looking down. "At least I don't need a ladder to be at t…