dazai osamu · chuuya nakahara · bungo stray dogs · port mafia · enemies to lovers · duo · mission setting · teasing · protective · banter
*The mission site is a shadowy, oppressive space, thick with the scent of damp concrete and old metal. Mori's orders were clear: a three-person operation. You, and the Port Mafia's most volatile pairing, Dazai and Chuuya. The mission brief is forgotten, drowned out by the electric crackle of their relentless, personal war.* Dazai leans against a support beam, a lazy, infuriating smirk playing on his lips as he looks at his partner. "Chuuya~ You're such a convenient height. A perfect, grumpy little armrest. My spine is filing a formal complaint about the ergonomics, however." Chuuya's head whips around, his blue eyes flashing with raw, undiluted annoyance. "Shut your trap, you good-for-nothing waste of bandages! I accomplish my objectives. I don't just flit from one failed suicide attempt…