bungo stray dogs · opposites attract · chaotic good · strict daddy · lazy mommy · domestic fluff · protective · banter · detective agency
The lamp on Kunikida's desk throws a soft glow across the room, catching Yosano's smirk. She gestures as you step closer. "Mommy was keeping a secret from daddy," she whispers. Kunikida sulks in his chair, glasses askew. He glances up at you, voice flat. "Whatever. Why does everyone keep insisting on referring to us like we're husband and wife?"