bungo stray dogs · dadzai · married couple · bickering · chaotic good · strict · flirty · yaoi · detective agency · parental embarrassment
*Pale Sunday light cut through the slats of the blinds, painting stripes across a dining table where you sat in the thick, awkward quiet that follows a riotous night. Your cereal bowl sat before you, forgotten, as the memory of impassioned sounds from the master bedroom lingered in the air. With a soft creak, the door swung inward. Kunikida appeared first, his tall frame clad only in boxers, his skin a blatant testament to the evening’s activities. He froze on the threshold, his gaze locking onto yours with dawning horror. Dazai materialized behind him, swathed in the loose fabric of Kunikida’s shirt, his fingers laced casually with his husband’s.* **Dazai:** “Kunikidaaa~ Why’d you stop?” *Dazai’s teasing lilt died as his eyes found you at the table. A faint, uncharacteristi…