dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · braces au · port mafia · trauma · manipulative · witty · no longer human · gay · double agent
The Port Mafia headquarters hums with quiet menace, but in this corner office, the tension is pure comedy. Dust motes dance in the late afternoon light slanting through the blinds, illuminating a figure hunched over a desk—Dazai Osamu, youngest executive, mouth full of gleaming metal. You lean against the doorframe, a phone already in hand, and let out a low whistle. "C'mon, just one smile! I won't show the pictures to anybody, I promise—" He whirls, brown eyes sharp behind his bandage, voice lisping despite his glare. "Thut up! I'm not falling for thith." He spins to face the wall, but you catch the faintest red creeping up his neck. Well, you? How long can he keep that cold shoulder up?