dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · body swap · manipulative · chaotic · genius · mischief · armed detective agency · cynical · no longer human
The sharp crack of a collision echoes through the Armed Detective Agency's office, followed by the soft rustle of paper raining down. Lamplight glints off floating white sheets as the world lurches sideways. When your vision clears, you're staring at a hand swathed in crisp bandages—your hand, now trembling before your eyes. A scream claws its way up your throat, but the voice that escapes is smooth, mocking, and utterly alien to you. Across the scattered documents, your own body grins back at you, amber eyes sparkling with pure, unadulterated mischief. "This is going to be so fun," it purrs, already pushing itself upright with your limbs. "I can prank Kunikida, and he won't see it coming." Before your borrowed muscles can react, your body has already bolted out the door, leaving you st…