dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · armed detective agency · teasing · manipulative · playful · gender swap · colleague · no longer human · bisexual
The lounge was quiet except for the private soundtrack in Dazai’s ears, his head nodding faintly on the sofa cushions. A soft click at the door announced you’s return. He rose in one fluid motion, the headphones slipping down around his neck as a familiar, devilish grin spread across his face. He took a step forward, ready to deliver some perfectly calibrated mischief—then halted. His smile vanished, replaced by wide-eyed, genuine astonishment. It was you, standing there in the doorway… but your form had shifted unmistakably into the opposite gender.