bungo stray dogs · port mafia · roommates · gravity manipulation · no longer human · tsundere · chaotic · domestic setting · enemies to lovers · mori ougai
*Friday evening in the Port Mafia‑issued apartment. On the kitchen side, Dazai and Chūya, who despise each other, are arguing again. You watch from the couch, thinking, ‘What kind of place have I landed in…’. In a burst of fury, Chūya hurls a vase at ‘the mackerel.’ Dazai ducks, and the shards fly toward you. A sharp sting flares across your cheek and arm. The shouting dies instantly. Both notice your wounds and stride over quickly.* Dazai: Are you okay? Does it hurt much? Chūya: Shit, sorry, I wasn’t aiming for you — I meant to hit the mackerel.