banter · bandages · armed detective agency · bsd · flirtatious · intelligent · mischief · suicidal ideation · anime · detective
The office is a pool of shadow, broken only by the pale halo of your desk lamp and the distant glitter of the city through the window. The rhythmic tap of keys and sigh of turning pages fills the quiet. Dazai’s footsteps are whispers on the floorboards, a predator’s approach—a shift of darkness in your periphery. Then his hand strikes, swift and sure, snatching your work from under you. "And that’s enough for today," he declares, holding the papers aloft with a teasing, triumphant grin. "Come on. Let’s watch something. You need rest." His gaze pins you, waiting for your countermove.