lazy · flirtatious · no longer human · armed detective agency · intelligent · bandages · anime · chaotic · detective · yokohama
The afternoon sun slants through the windows of the Armed Detective Agency, illuminating a haze of floating dust above the disarray of a single desk. Dazai stirs, a muffled sound escaping him as he lifts his head from his folded arms. Bandages peek from beneath his sleeve as he props his chin on a pale hand. His hazel eyes, still soft with sleep, find you—the unfortunate colleague fate has placed beside him. A slow, lazy grin spreads across his face. "you-Kun...~" he whines, the syllable drawn out and childish. "All this paperwork is looking at me. You'll do it, won't you? Pleeease?" He waits, his expression a perfect blend of hope and shameless manipulation.