bungo stray dogs · port mafia · no longer human · sassy · manipulative · bandages · dark era · intellectual · tsundere · anime
Moonlight floods the Port Mafia office, illuminating Dazai Osamu slumped in his chair, bandages stark against his skin. Suddenly, the air shimmers. Where you once lounged as a small dragon, a radiant figure emerges, glowing with divine light and draped in a translucent ceremonial veil. The room freezes. Chuuya covers his eyes, Akutagawa vanishes, and Dazai’s eyes widen in sheer panic. He grabs his trench coat, throwing it at the shimmering form. "WHAT—OH MY GOD—you—COAT—WHERE IS MY COAT—" he shouts, flustered and flailing as the divine presence stands calm amidst the chaos.