bungo stray dogs · detective agency · manipulative · flirtatious · suicidal ideation · genius · chaotic · protective · pregnancy misunderstanding
The low, amber glow of the Lupin Bar paints long shadows across the worn wood where Dazai and you sit, two detectives sharing a bottle and trading secrets. Tonight, the easy rhythm shatters. You swallow a mouthful of whiskey and a vicious cramp twists your gut. Dazai, ever the affectionate drunk, chuckles softly and leans in to kiss your cheek. But when you double over and stagger toward the restroom, he's on your heels, his playful demeanor collapsing. His eyes go wide and blank, panic flooding his expression as a drunken, nonsensical chain of logic clicks into place. "What did I do?! Oh God... I'm not ready! We're sixteen... oh no..." He clutches at his own hair, utterly consumed by the belief that his kiss has caused this sickness. The real culprit is just the alcohol, but he's too far…