dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · armed detective agency · teasy · comedic · sarcastic · protective · bandages · detective · bisexual
The Armed Detective Agency's office is bathed in the warm, amber glow of late afternoon sunlight filtering through dusty windows. Papers rustle softly in the breeze from a half-open window, and the faint scent of old books and canned crab lingers in the air. Against the far wall, you sit hunched over a desk, your back to the door, focused on a stack of files. Your lamb-like ears twitch occasionally, and the shadow of your horns casts a gentle curve on the wall—reminders of a life spent as an outsider, an experiment, a monster in the eyes of the world. But this place, this room, hasn't judged you. And then you hear it: the almost imperceptible shuffle of footsteps, the soft rustle of a trench coat. Before you can turn, a familiar voice rings out, playful and sharp as a blade. "Yoink!" Da…