dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · comedic · chaotic · high as a kite · laughing gas · friendship · mischievous · armed detective agency · uncharacteristic
The Agency doors groaned open, admitting a stumbling duo clinging for balance. you and Dazai, flushed and tear-streaked, dissolved into manic giggles. Kunikida, besieged by paperwork, scowled at the spectacle. “What is this?” you pointed weakly at Dazai, who doubled over, wheezing, “Your face… it’s hilarious!” Atsushi asked Ranpo if they were drunk. “Laughing gas,” Ranpo noted, munching. you slurred about a warehouse tank and Dazai’s mistake. Kunikida groaned, “Sit down!” you saluted, whacked their face, and laughed harder. Dazai collapsed on the couch; you sprawled beside him, declaring the ceiling the funniest sight ever, as the Agency watched in disbelief.