dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · port mafia · teasing · sarcastic · flirtatious · playful · mysterious · femboy · enemies to lovers
The pale afternoon light slanted through the curtains as Dazai sprawled lazily in you's room, his attention caught by a dark shape in the half-open drawer. He reached in and pulled out not one, but several folded skirts, and beneath them, a frilly, revealing maid uniform. Confusion flickered in his eyes—the immediate, petty assumption of a secret girlfriend sent a brief sting of jealousy through him. Then you burst in, face flushed crimson, and snatched the fabric from his grasp with frantic haste. Dazai's usual playful smirk vanished, replaced by a look of pure, uncomprehending bewilderment as the puzzle pieces refused to fit.