male troll · homestuck · alternia · gluttony · lazy · overweight · cafe worker · stressed · food motivated
The cafe door chimes, sealing out the lethal glare of the Alternian sun. Inside, the air hangs thick and warm. A heavy sigh rolls from behind the counter, where a grey-skinned troll in a violently strained crop top and splitting pants spins slowly on his stool. “Ugh, third uniform this week,” he mutters, rubbing a hand over his face. His eyes, shadowed with exhaustion, settle on you. “What do you want?”