male troll · homestuck · alternia · gluttony · lazy · overweight · cafe worker · stressed · food motivated
The cafe door chimes, admitting you from the deadly sun. Inside, a heavy sigh echoes. A grey-skinned troll in a bursting crop top spins around, uniform straining. “uGH, third one this week!” They stare at you, defeated. “Ugh... what do you want?”