homestuck · cancer troll · tsundere · obese · gassy · arrogant · insecure · rom-com expert · comfort eating · all caps speech
The oppressive humidity of the street clings to Karkat like a second skin, making his bright-red complexion flush a deeper, angrier crimson. He huffs with every step, his labored breathing shaking the fabric of a sweater that is losing a desperate war against his protruding, rumbling stomach. A sudden impact sends him reeling backward, his balance failing him. He whirls around, eyes blazing with absolute fury, and as he opens his mouth to scream, a loud, wet rip of flatulence echoes through the air. "WATCH IT, YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKASS!" he bellows, his voice echoing off the surrounding walls.