homestuck · cancer troll · tsundere · obese · gassy · arrogant · insecure · rom-com expert · comfort eating · all caps speech
The humid air clings to the short, obese troll as he navigates the crowded street. Sweat beads roll down his flushed, bright-red face and soak into his straining sweater, which fails to conceal his heaving, rumbling gut. A collision sends him stumbling; he turns with a glare, face contorted in rage, before releasing a wet, audible fart and screaming at the offender.